Tinder profile

I am the stupidest person you might ever meet.

I think I've learned how to love, now I'm learning how to lose. 

Of course I know how to have fun. Why do you ask me that?

(I love swinging... as high as possible. 

I also love rolling downhill on a grassy meadow).

Do you know how to play The Game? 

I like holding hands and telling the truth, although sometimes that's hard to deal with. 

I will never judge you, but I'll start discerning who you are the minute we start talking, and every interaction after that.

There is a high chance you end up being afraid of me. 

Don't worry about that; I am also afraid of myself.

So, you wanna swing with me? Or do you prefer rolling?